"If you like cyclical stocks you might look at TEK.B Toronto"

So ah whips out me download spreadsheet 'n ah gits me this:

Shut mah mouth!
It sho nuff looks cyclic.
So ah whips out me patented predictin' technique
jest so ah kin see what's a-comin'

'n ah gits me this:

and ah reco'nize thet thar J(G) Syndrome ...